Wake-up juice

Bar study keeps you up most nights when you're a month behind the scheduled assignments, trying to play catch-up two weeks before the test. Even more so than in law school, I've been on a constant diet of caffeine to keep my head above water and in a book.

So I've come to some conclusions about the best way to achieve my newest high:

1. Espresso drinks are not only horribly overpriced, but completely ineffective for long-term study sessions
2. 7-11 coffee is far superior to Starbuck's coffee, and cheaper
3. Red Bull is best for sipping while you study (Coffee gets cold and gross if you sip it too long. Seriously, it's like cold shit soup in a cup after 30 minutes sitting out.)

I hope you never have to use these tips.