Johnny Weir, Team USA Olympic Figure Skater

Don't ever stop dreaming.

Dear Law School and Related Organizations:

I am flattered that you have chosen me to hound with letter after letter gently hinting at the possibility of a contribution, but as it turns out, I've already given you A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS for an education that has rewarded me with two years of headaches and underpayment. So you'll have to forgive me if I don't choose to make a donation to your cause.

Love,

Me

How to tell your new Facebook friend is an advertising ploy

1) You don't recognize them.

2) You have no friends in common.

3) They only have one picture.

4) Their wall is composed entirely of notices that they've added friends, and people asking, "Do I know you?"

5) All of their status updates are links to porn sites.

That last one is definitely the kicker. I'm on to you, social media marketers.