Seriously, everyone

Standing in large groups in the middle of the stairwell might be OK with you, but it's extremely inconvenient for the rest of us who are trying to get to class. Move your asses to the common areas or AT LEAST to the hallways. You'll make it through life with much less dirty looks thrown your way.

Let's talk about dating law students

I can understand someone who doesn't go to law school making this mistake but WOW when someone in law school dates another person in law school...it's like they're trying to breed assholes. Just the thought of another arrogant, know-it-all, cutthroat bastard out there makes me cringe. Law students, you've got to ask yourself, "Do I really want to date a male/female version of me?" Please. The only thing more annoying than a law student is a 2-pack of law students walking around giggling and talking about the funny thing you read in your Con Law textbook. End of rant.

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What the hell did they teach you in kindergarten?

FYI: The thing where people raise their hand, with the back of their hand facing the professor, to be called on during class? Bugs the shit out of me.

It's so small...

It's hard to pay attention in class when you don't care. It's even HARDER to pay attention when you're annoyed. And it's the HARDEST to pay attention when you're angry. I'm sitting here between the middle and the latter. I seriously might throw myself off of a tall ---



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I mean, I will honestly sock every person I see right in the mouth if ---





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OK, so I guess I'll be alright.

Tips on how to interact in class - Lesson 1

You don’t need to preface every statement made in class with “I was just gonna say…” Just say it. We'll get that you're "just gonna say it" when you say it. And while we're on that note, shut up after you make your statement. We don't need your life story.

A stream of consciousness.

Wow, I’m so bored. I don’t think I could be any more bored. Could I be more bored? No. I don’t think I could. This professor has the most boring, monotone voice in the world. How did he make it this far in life being this boring? Who gave him a teaching position? Do they know how boring he is? How boring this class is? How bored I am? Jesus, I’m so bored that I’m actually feeling a bit angry over it. I’m paying $30k a year to be bored. I almost paid attention to what the professor was saying for about a minute. My brain turned to mush and I was immediately propelled back to not paying attention. Unattention? Disattention? Is there a word for the state of not paying attention? My brain isn’t working because I’m so bored. God, I’m bored.