Wake-up juice

Bar study keeps you up most nights when you're a month behind the scheduled assignments, trying to play catch-up two weeks before the test. Even more so than in law school, I've been on a constant diet of caffeine to keep my head above water and in a book.

So I've come to some conclusions about the best way to achieve my newest high:

1. Espresso drinks are not only horribly overpriced, but completely ineffective for long-term study sessions
2. 7-11 coffee is far superior to Starbuck's coffee, and cheaper
3. Red Bull is best for sipping while you study (Coffee gets cold and gross if you sip it too long. Seriously, it's like cold shit soup in a cup after 30 minutes sitting out.)

I hope you never have to use these tips.

Tips on how to interact in class - Lesson 1

You don’t need to preface every statement made in class with “I was just gonna say…” Just say it. We'll get that you're "just gonna say it" when you say it. And while we're on that note, shut up after you make your statement. We don't need your life story.

Spicing it up.

Law books are so boring. Take a look at this boring book:



So how do we make them more interesting? Simple. One carefully placed exclamation mark:


Publishers of legal books, take note.