Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Monday, January 28, 2008
Let's talk about dating law students
I can understand someone who doesn't go to law school making this mistake but WOW when someone in law school dates another person in law school...it's like they're trying to breed assholes. Just the thought of another arrogant, know-it-all, cutthroat bastard out there makes me cringe. Law students, you've got to ask yourself, "Do I really want to date a male/female version of me?" Please. The only thing more annoying than a law student is a 2-pack of law students walking around giggling and talking about the funny thing you read in your Con Law textbook. End of rant.
Monday, October 22, 2007
It's so small...
It's hard to pay attention in class when you don't care. It's even HARDER to pay attention when you're annoyed. And it's the HARDEST to pay attention when you're angry. I'm sitting here between the middle and the latter. I seriously might throw myself off of a tall ---
AWWWW
I mean, I will honestly sock every person I see right in the mouth if ---
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OK, so I guess I'll be alright.
AWWWW
I mean, I will honestly sock every person I see right in the mouth if ---
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
OK, so I guess I'll be alright.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Things that bug me.
Pubes in the urinals. (Sorry, ladies. You'll have to sit this one out.)
I go into the bathroom and there's pubes in the urinals. What's the f'ing deal, here? How does this come about? I've got my theories:
1) It's the work of a religious nut. There is a guy who, every time he pees, pulls out his pubes as if to atone for his past sins. This guy is relentless, pulling out at least 10 in any giving sitting. He then leaves them in the urinal to remind himself of his past crimes.
2) Some dude has problems unzipping. John Q. Longpubes can't unzip and pull out his junk without inadvertently ripping out his own body hair. He is too stunned to do anything with them but leave them where they fall. Do yourself a favor and give yourself a trim.
3) It's a terrible present. Just as your dog or cat will drag a dead bird into the house as a "gift" to you, this man leaves his pubes in the urinal as work of art for all to see. 20 years down the road, it turns out that he's the new Van Gogh.
4) God hates me. He knows that seeing ripped-out pubes in a public urinal will always make me gag. He divinely intervenes to set me up.
Seriously, now guys. How hard is it to keep your pubes to yourself? Work it out.
I go into the bathroom and there's pubes in the urinals. What's the f'ing deal, here? How does this come about? I've got my theories:
1) It's the work of a religious nut. There is a guy who, every time he pees, pulls out his pubes as if to atone for his past sins. This guy is relentless, pulling out at least 10 in any giving sitting. He then leaves them in the urinal to remind himself of his past crimes.
2) Some dude has problems unzipping. John Q. Longpubes can't unzip and pull out his junk without inadvertently ripping out his own body hair. He is too stunned to do anything with them but leave them where they fall. Do yourself a favor and give yourself a trim.
3) It's a terrible present. Just as your dog or cat will drag a dead bird into the house as a "gift" to you, this man leaves his pubes in the urinal as work of art for all to see. 20 years down the road, it turns out that he's the new Van Gogh.
4) God hates me. He knows that seeing ripped-out pubes in a public urinal will always make me gag. He divinely intervenes to set me up.
Seriously, now guys. How hard is it to keep your pubes to yourself? Work it out.
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