On the subject of chicken sammiches

A recent Burger King commercial sparked a debate (in my own head):

Would I rather be a chicken sandwich or a hamburger?

Pro-Chicken:

• Chicken is delicious
• You might not get eaten as often as a hamburger

Pro-Burger:

• Burgers are more popular
• You don't get stale as quickly as chicken sandwiches

In the end, though, I decided it best to remain human.